{"product_id":"massive-cunt-birthday-card-funny-sweary-birthday-card","title":"Massive C*nt  Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's great to learn how the English language can mean different things in different parts of the world, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬: \"Fun fact: In Australia, New Zealand and some parts of Scotland the word \"cunt\" can be neutral or even positive. Example: \"Steve fixed my bike for me yesterday\" \"Ah yeah? He's a good cunt, Steve\" \"Yeah, a real salt-of-the-earth cunt\" So, with that in mind, I'd just like to wish you a very happy birthday, you massive cunt.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• This card is professionally printed in the UK onto luxurious 350gsm FSC card. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• It comes with a kraft brown envelope. • Card size (A6): 10.5cm x 14.8cm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Curious Pancake","offers":[{"title":"Eco-cellophane","offer_id":58401550008703,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1619\/7931\/files\/massive-cnt-birthday-card-8884933.jpg?v=1791832573","url":"https:\/\/www.hauslife.co.uk\/products\/massive-cunt-birthday-card-funny-sweary-birthday-card","provider":"Hauslife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}